Sometimes I think to much. Sometimes my brain just needs to puke out its contents. This is where I go to do so......it's reality just a mess. I apologize.
Feel free to message me or ask me things. I'm really very lonesome and always willing for some conversation. if not that's cool too. Enjoy my mushed up mess of fandoms, music and emotions
The Front Bottoms- The Wrong Way
I would say anything, if it would make you happy
she had curves in all the right places, and all the left places, also, and in places forgotten by time, and in places known only by dwarven scholars
Me: Hello, are you a memb-
Customer: These are 2 for $5!! *dumps 10 caulks on my counter*
Me: ..... Are you a member with u-
Customer: Are these 2 for $5?! It says 2 for $5!!
Me: Excuse me, you need to tell me if you're a member or not, then I'll check that.
Customer: Well there's a sign back there that says they're 2 for $5 so there's nothing to check!
Me: ..... (omg.. there's no way to describe the rage).. ok, that's fine, answer me though, are you a member with us?
Customer: No! Now scan these!
Me: *begrudgingly scans them, and they come up as $2.50 each*
Customer: NO! No that's wrong!! They're 2 for $5!! You guys NEVER have your signs right! It's a pain in the ass to shop here!!
Me: EXCUSE ME! Let's do some math okay? What is $2.50 plus $2.50?
Customer: It's not 2 for $5!!
Me: ............ *deep breath* $2.50 plus $2.50 is $5.00. So it is 2 for $5.
Customer: ..... oooh. Thanks for doing the math for me.
((DAMN!! It's like people enter the store and expect everyone else to think for them!))
tumblr literally defies all things i’ve been taught:
- don’t talk to strangers
- don’t make friends online
- don’t do anything stupid